guadajuko

…of when staring at someone goes from cute to creepy. And that is a hard line to distinguish. But let me tell you something. I just ran over that line faster than a sprinter in the Olympics. The whole awkward “I’m staring at you and you don’t see me-ohwait, you just saw me-OHMYGAWD EYECONTACT-quick look away-well, that was awkward” moment just happened.

And that my friends, is why I am still single.

…as real as it seems, you’re only in my dreams

all day long. 

I miss my best friend. We haven’t talked much since we went away to college. Hopefully nothing changes when we reunite in December!

So much for playing “hard to get” actually working.

To all my ladies out there, play hard to get, but don’t play for too long;

It’ll just come back and sucker punch you in the face.

There’s gotta be some sort of reward for reaching 2000 tweets on Twitter..right?

courtneytothemax:

and I’m perched up on my couch in pjs about to make some (gluten free) mac & cheese. and I completely happy with it! I just really wish I had someone to stay in with me watching movies and drinking wine. Call me lame, but I am just not into the bar scene. I would much rather spend time with close friends in the comfort of our homes. Making dinner, drinking wine. Memz at their best!

I second this. The bar scene isn’t my thing. My friends tell me I don’t know what I’m missing. They don’t know what they’re missing. 

Note to self: Never chug an entire cup of french vanilla latte before running to class. Ever again.