May 2012
88 posts
“Taco Shells are perfect… perfect to stab the roof of your mouth.”
– yours truly, mexicanfoodporn (via mexicanfoodporn)
Me when I watch The Avengers...
lizbeelionhearted:
gazzymouse:
This…THIS is what makes Jos’s writing so gosh darn brilliant. Because all of these characters have lives outside of the little snap shot of life we see for two hours on the screen.
So brilliant.
justbeencumberbatched:
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
People Who Aren't Worried About Climate Change...
leftybegone:
A study published Sunday in the journal Nature Climate Changefinds that people who are not that worried about the effects of global warming tend to have a slightly higher level of scientific knowledge than those who are worried….
Though it was close: 57 percent vs. 56 percent.
2 tags
I can never make it past
Two dates.
1 tag
I handled that
ALL WRONG
WHEN I HAVE TO CALL SOMEONE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY...
hollywoodassistants:
Watchbestrooftalkever:
This guy at the airport asked me if I wanted a ride and I was like HELL YEAH and I took a video because I thought it was funny (also as a case study on prejudice in our society -‘GUESS WHAT IM NOT HANDICAPPED AND I TAPED YOU LOOKING AT ME NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL’) [via hard-hitting journalism] but I forgot my camera mic doesn’t work so now this video just plays like the end of a...
WHEN I ACCIDENTLY "REPLY ALL" WHEN I DON'T MEAN TO
hollywoodassistants:
WHEN I'M LATE TO WORK AND THE PERSON IN FRONT OF...
hollywoodassistants:
“You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. You cannot legislate the poor into...”
– Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931- 2005 (via leftybegone)
WHEN ANOTHER ASSISTANT ANSWERS MY BOSS' QUESTION...
hollywoodassistants: