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I believe in the runner’s high, and I believe that those who are...
– Sasha Avezedo
miesa:
ladysatan:
Greatest thing the internet has given me today.
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IM DYING OMG! :DD
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
me: who wants to be my boyfriend
everyone: did that potato just talk